Discover Original ISM Quotes
#1. I'm busy making time (Tiger262)
#2. Man made money (Tiger262)
#3. The sign language of love (Tiger262)
#4. Dating zero women is one too many. (Pete O, CME)
#5. There's a fine line between incompetence and inconsideration. (Sarah M)
#6. Don't look who's talking. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#7. Talk when I listen. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#8. Not losing money, you live to trade another day. (Pete O, CME)
#9. When I kiss your butt it better be clean. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#10. The truth is extinct. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#11. Clean butts are kissable butts. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#12. Your truth, my truth, and the real truth. (Sally E)
#13. Saduko puzzles me. (Gary E)
#14. Keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut. (Sally E)
#15. What's the difference between friends and enemies.(SBO, Brittany Hill)
#16. When you sleep with dogs you wake up with fleas. (Jane O)
#17. Life is a bunch of blueberries. (Sally E)
#18. Save money. (The Big Bopper)
#19. A kick in the ass hurts. (The Big Bopper)
#20. Talk & shut up at the same time. (The Big Bopper)
#21. Ego's don't work. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#22. Everyday decisions are opportunities to get off the naughty list. (Melissa Brand)
#23. All the glitters in the world are sold. (Sally E)
#24. Keep your talent to yourself. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#25. I've got work doing work for me while i'm doing work. (CAN)
#26. Don't break up with my heart. (Tiger262)
#27. Show me a man to look up to. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#28. Don't get mind poisoning (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#29. Where is your attitude going? (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#30. Fertilize your mind again. (Tiger262)
#31. One day I won't have to worry about anything. (Pete O, CME)
#32. Like things will always work out. (Brian Maisel)
#33. I never met a dollar I never liked. (Brian Maisel)
#34. It's not the situation, but how you handle it. (C.O.)
#35. You can't change anything until you become intolerant to it. (B Brian)
#36. Inch by inch in life. (The Big Bopper)
#37. It would really be nice if you could be here. (Mama Noble)
#38. Hate is love. (Sarita Momma)
#39. I would like to meet you in person (Anonymous)
#40. War is Wanting A Right. (Anonymous)
#41. Does thinking hurt? (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#42. I'm busy making excuses. (Anonymous)
#43. Being strong is not always nice. (Anonymous)
#44. Stop throwing stones. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#45. Sue-Prize. (Anonymous)
#46. Time for happy. (Anonymous)
#47. Investment rollover. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#48. Take the warm plunge. (Tiger262)
#49. Tomato paste is the glue that binds Italian families at Sunday dinners. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#50. What if Santa really had claws. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#51. I'm sure Captain Morgan will come up with a few tonight. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#52. I took the road less traveled and no one was on it. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#53. If you are bored, start cooking. (Eytan A)
#54. Just 4 today...I will be happy. (Joanne Tkadletz)
#55. Doesn't a lamp shade defeat the purpose. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#56. Love on the rocks hurts. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#57. My dog is allergic to nuts so I had him neutered. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#58. What is time? (Haley N)
#59. Time is what you make of it. (Haley N)
#60. That truck can't pull a string out of a cat's ass. (Zach N)
#61. If I give you my number you'll be getting all my calls. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#62. If a hamburger is made with beef, shouldn't a beef sandwich be made from ham? (Dunkin Nonuts)
#63. Feeling guilty is no option. (Anonymous)
#64. How did you make time? (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#65. Time does not exist. (The Big Bopper)
#66. The end is the beginning. (The Big Bopper)
#67. I'm running out of the end of time. (Tiger262)
#68. Too occupied being lonely. (Dan Palmen)
#69. Hard work and consistency will always beat talent. (Tyler T)
#70. Don't interrupt my silence. (Tiger262)
#71. Holyism, Findism. (Dravism )
#73. Silence doesn't exist. (The Big Bopper)
#74. A mother no longer needs a mirror once she gives birth to a son. (Love Mother Noble)
#75. Find something you absolutely love to do and do that. (Love Mother Noble)
#76. Believe in yourself and follow your dreams. (Love Mother Noble)
#77. ALways be kind and help others in need. (Love Mother Noble)
#78. You are only as beautiful as you are on the inside. (Love Mother Noble)
#79. My sons are the only two humans who have seen my heart from the inside. (Love Mother Noble)
#80. I have two bonus daughters. (Love Mother Noble)
#81. It's not dinner if you squeeze the rump roast and it farts. (Dan Palmen)
#82. The white cell attacks what needs to be protected. (Ms. Lovely)
#83. The circle of life is not perfectly round. (Ms. Lovely)
#84. There is no such thing as trying. (Ms. Lovely)
#85. You either do or you don't. (Ms. Lovely)
#86. Leave no room for wavering in a bad decision. (Ms. Lovely)
#87. If it lies like a rug, it's going to be dirty. (Ms. Lovely)
#88. Life is a poker game. (Ms. Lovely)
#89. Just trust me we will be fine. (Ms. Lovely)
#90. That bad decision feels great the next day. (Ms. Lovely)
#91. Stress is the procrastination of life. (Ms. Lovely)
#92. My children make my heart smile. (Love Mother Noble)
#93. You will never experience the true feeling of love until the birth of your first child. (Love Mother Noble)
#94. I do I do and I should have said don't. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#95. If you want to meet uptight people go to the check out counter for your groceries. (SBO, Brittany Hill).
#96. You gotta love sports fans white, black, yellow, red, all getting along in their own jerseys hanging out together in a stadium. (Hank K)
#97. The book of love doesn't love you back. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#98. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like poo. (The Guy)
#99. You can be lost and found, depends. (Dravism)
#100. Yes or no, you're right. (Dravism)
#101. You won the lottery of life. (Dravism)
#102. No response is still an answer. (Dravism)
#103. You can be with someone and still feel alone. (Dravism)
#104. The dress on the floor is sexy. (Anonymous)
#105. Help me remember what I'm trying to forget. (Sally E)
#106. If I had a dollar for every dollar I had I would have a dollar. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#107. Never care about other people's money. (MDX)
#108. Thinking causes stress. (MDX)
#109. Which is better on the wagon or off the wagon? (MDX)
#110. I have already forgotten more then you know. (Anonymous)
#111. Maintain inventory on the warmth in your life. (JRS)
#112. In the 21st century, ignorance is a choice made by the masses. (JRS)
#113. I'm too poor to pay attention. (B Brian)
#114. About as useful as a dead toothpick. (Ms. Lovely)
#115. It's hard for me to think. (WG)
#116. Use it up, wear it out, make it do, do without. (GSD)
#117. Don't worry about making friends, if you fart they will scatter. (SBO, Brittany Hill)
#118. I put my porno addiction on pause. (Tiger262)
#119. All pain hurts and drops you to the ground. (SWH)
#120. Let your mind grow and blossom in the dirt. (SWH)
#121. The stress of a seed goes through, of being buried and then drowns in water. (SWH)
#122. I was up all night trying to close my eyes. (Harry)
#123. Learn the Lord's prayer. (Tiger262)
#124. You can't see through the water until you look through the waves. (SWH)
#125. Don't be a lover hater. (Tiger262)
#126. Shyness gets you noticed. (Harry)
#127. God answer. (Tiger262)
#128. McDonalds is best at fast food. (Tiger262)
#129. I'm dreaming of amazon (Tiger262)
#130. Show me your smart fart. (Tiger262)
#131. Don't cross the believer. (Harry)
#132. Complete attention (Tiger262)
#133. My income petence (Harry)
#134. The truth will always come out of the closet. (Tiger262)
#135. Be honest with everything. (J.B.)
#136. The truth always leaks out. (J.B.)
#137 Put smiling on your To Do list. (Harry)
#138. I have limited edition tolerance to bad energy. (Tiger262)
#139. My secret is public. (Tiger262)
#140. Love is the direct path to kindness. (TIger262)
#141. You're not alone in the way that you think. (Harry)
#142. And preaching to the choir repeats. (Tiger262)
#143. I work overtime because I am under pressure. (Tiger262)
#144. You'll find a loyal employee in heaven. (Tiger262)
#145. The head space astronaut. (Tiger262)
#146. My car mechanic is my hero. (Harry)
#147. Deep shit overflowed the toilet. (Harry)
#148. Who invited the kids to the gun show. (Tiger262)
#149. The words you speak in song, moves me like a painting that never dies. (M.D.)
#150. I got rich at Starbucks. (Tiger262)
#151. I live in the now, in non-judgement and non-attachment. (JBO)
#152. Juggling thoughts produces nothing. (Dan Palmen)
#153. Applesauce goes with everything. (D.G.)
#154. The day that you left me was independence day. (Pete O, CME)
#155. I work out in my sleep. (E.T.)
#156. The danger of a journey to find yourself is that you might succeed. (Erik D)
#157. God doesn't play dice, but he's happy to watch you throw. (Erik D)
#158. There's nothing more beautiful than wasted talent, because it crowdsources a narrative that no writer could have dreamed. (Erik D)
#159. My life is based on a true story. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#160. Hope is essential. (NZ)
#161. You can't let your goals put you back to sleep. (Tyler T)
#162. What you put into life is what you get. (E.T.)
#163. I can only save the world one tax return at a time. (Julia C., VITA)
#164. My songs are my naked pics. (TIger262)
#165. The rhythm of life is in control of the dance. (Dravism)
#166. I have to feed you in teaspoons of love, so you won't be hungry and you won't be overfeed. (Dravism)
#167. Buy it when you see it. (Bev Doll)
#168. What you don't know will keep you smart. (Tiger262)
#169. Time flies...Start flying. (Wayne G)
#170. When you come to a fork in the road, pick it up. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#171. Defeat causes depression. (Jane O)
#172. I am the man made of honor. (Sheldon)
#173. In the currency of life, I'm busy investing time. (Steven Mitchell)
#174. Love speaks volumes in the silent gestures of the heart. (Steven Mitchell)
#175. Trading zero regrets is the only profitable strategy. (Steven Mitchell)
#176. You are the pacemaker that keeps my heart beating. (Dunkin Nonuts)
#177. I posted my feet on Facebook. (Sheldon)
#178. We are on the verge of creating a permanent intellectual underclass. (Robin W)
#179. I would be brilliant if I could remember everything that I know. (Jean Corley)